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Robin
el capitan
Dictator
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Molly
el perro
el capitan's most loyal follower
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John
Sanity Councillor
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Sarah
Leach
Sucker of happiness
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Tom
el ratón
Propaganda Master
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Anders
el pez
Spiritual Propaganda Master, a.k.a. Jesus
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Jared
el periquito
Pope Lover
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Michael
el zorro
Propaganda Master Master
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Alece
Official leader of the "I hate Max" club
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Alex
Glorified Personal Hit Man for el capitan
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Devin
Wallaby
Quiz Bowl Master of the Universe
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Lindsay
Frog
Official Buzzer Pugger-Inner
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Ellen
el gato
RA Coordinator
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Loren
Robin's Army General General
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Emily
Robin's Army Albino General
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Courtney
Swirling Mass of Destruction
Emily's Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Rhea
el conejo
"Joan of Arc" of the Army a.k.a. prostitute
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Jenn
AIDS
Rhea's STD
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Kesleslie
Resident Cult Leader
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Luke
Obsessive-compulsive stereotypical cult follower
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Stephanie
Sprite
Dancing minion of Kesleslie
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Max
The common enemy exploited by the propaganda ministers